Not Today Satan Cat Long Sleeve Tee — Funny Gothic Cat Graphic Shirt
Red / S
$28.98
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Slide into a soft, vintage-feel long sleeve that speaks in a wry whisper: Not today, chaos. The black, classic-fit shirt carries a distressed, retro-style graphic of a goat with a defiant gaze framed by ornate borders and the words “Not Today Satan — Not Today.” It reads like a lived-in favorite from the first wear — heavier cotton, ribbed collar and shoulder tape give structure so it keeps its shape, while the tubular knit means cleaner lines and less waste. Wear it on a slow morning coffee run, at a house show, or tucked under a denim jacket for nights when you want a little attitude without shouting. The cuffed sleeves and medium-weight fabric make it a steady, go-to layer when the air chills and the mood calls for a bit of sardonic armor.
Product features
- Thicker vintage-feel cotton for a lived-in look
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner lines and reduced waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Medium-weight fabric (6.0 oz/yd²) with classic fit and sewn-in label
- Runs slightly smaller than usual; fiber composition varies by color (see details)
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron
Not Today Satan Cat Long Sleeve Tee — Funny Gothic Cat Graphic Shirt
$28.98
Sale price
$28.98
Regular price
Product features
- Thicker vintage-feel cotton for a lived-in look
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner lines and reduced waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Medium-weight fabric (6.0 oz/yd²) with classic fit and sewn-in label
- Runs slightly smaller than usual; fiber composition varies by color (see details)
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron